Dark Tumblr Themes
Next Page

Kimbo In Limbo

Newly thrown out into the world with no one but my sphynx. ✌️


Oh sweetie what's going on?

So many things that are way too complicated and shouldn’t even exist…


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: dannisanti / op: basedgosh / 405,857 notes

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

image

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: hotboyproblems / op: whorrids / 15,297 notes

whorrids:

wow 2004 was 10 years ago?? i


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: cumfort / op: jazeth / 363,588 notes

whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you



Jul 30th at 11PM / via: orgasm / op: elegancea / 167,318 notes

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: hotboyproblems / op: burgerkid / 99,022 notes

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: orgasm / op: tonyabbot / 64,090 notes

tonyabbot:

when bad things happens to the person you hate

image


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: takemeback- / op: calvinjcandie / 94,019 notes

Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: cumfort / op: legalmexican / 111,735 notes

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: hotboyproblems / op: unpopuler / 51,560 notes

unpopuler:

sleep all day and blog all night


fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 


Jul 30th at 11PM / via: orgasm / op: charminbear / 422,696 notes

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world



Jul 30th at 11PM / via: did-you-kno / op: did-you-kno / 5,705 notes
did-you-kno:

In 2007, a married couple filed for divorce after they realized that they were cheating on one another in an online chatroom - with each other.
Source

did-you-kno:

In 2007, a married couple filed for divorce after they realized that they were cheating on one another in an online chatroom - with each other.

Source